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Published by Ahmad on 15 Jul 2007

Funny Sms Messages & Sms Jokes

Sms Messages & Sms Jokes

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I’M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I’M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING

All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.

Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!

Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.

Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!

Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.

Bad sex is better then a good day in school.

Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!

Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE�

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams……

My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too…

Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? …Okay, then can we just practice?

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Jesus loves you… everyone else thinks your an asshole�

If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipi�

Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!

Never let a man’s mind wander, it’s too little to be out on it’s own!!!!

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Crime doesn’t pay…Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog.

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Don’t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Do you ever notice that when you’re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears…

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

I’ve used up all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
“I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.”

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who’s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

What’s the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
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Mobile Phone, Sms

Published by Ahmad on 05 Jul 2007

Miss You Sms Messages Collection

Message: * some text missing*
Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing….
3 Little Hearts
I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U
Do u know
Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U……..
I hide my tears
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile & Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!
ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP
A B
C D
E F
G H
I J
K L
M N
O P
Q R
S T
V W
X Y Z
have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed “U”
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss
Last night i wanted to send u a msg
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: “noh ss!w !”. it didn’t make much sense until i read it upside down…By Nikeee
Whenever I miss You,
Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky.
So any day if you find the sky empty, don’t blame me!
It’s all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!By Uzzal
Close your Eyes,
Close your Eyes,
Relax your Body,
And stop your Breathing as long as you can…
NOW BREATH……
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!By Uzzal
In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I’m Only Body My Heart Is You,
That’s Why I Always MISS YOU!By Uzzal
U must b tired coz u hv been running
U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.By candy sana sattar
Do u know
Do u know, what I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.By J-J
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.(i miss u sidra sabeen) By Sami Gul
There’s no Special reason
There’s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U. by Ikram
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time…I MISS YOU all the Time.By Uzzal

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and…
In every moment of the Day !
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Mobile Phone, Sms

Published by Ahmad on 05 Jul 2007

Islamic Sms Messages Collection

The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. By UZZAL
Life is Test,Islam is best,
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile,
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
The Shortest Distance between a Problem a
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it’s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta’ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
Verily, Allah does not look towards your
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
Allahs blessings are a treasure s
Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!
And whenever you give your word,
And whenever you give your word, say the truth [surah al-An’am; 6:152]

Verily! Allah commands that you should render
Verily! Allah commands that you should render back the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa’; 4:58]
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser)
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser) to your neck, nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift) [surah al-Isra’; 17:29]
And take a provision (with you) for the journey,
And take a provision (with you) for the journey, but the best provision is al-taqwa (piety, righteousness) [surah al-Baqarah; 2:197]
And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty
And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for him to get out (from every difficulty) [surah al-Talaq; 65:2]
And whosoever puts his trust in Allah,
And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him [surah al-Talaq; 65:3]
By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness)
By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness) until you spend (in Allaah’s cause) of that which you love [surah al ‘Imran; 3:92]
And give not a thing in order
And give not a thing in order to have more (or consider not your deeds of obedience to Allah as a favour to Allah) [surah al-Muddaththir; 74:6]
“Pay attention to Allah a
“Pay attention to Allah and He will pay attention to you.”
“Make sure your food is good (
“Make sure your food is good (halal and bought with halal earnings), and you will be one whose prayers are answered.”
“Be content with what Allah
“Be content with what Allah has given you, and you will be the richest of people.”
“The thing that weighs most heavily
“The thing that weighs most heavily in the balance (of good deeds) is a good attitude.”

“The most beloved of deeds to Allah
“The most beloved of deeds to Allah is the one that is continuous, even if it is little.”
“The most beloved of food to Allah
“The most beloved of food to Allah is that which is touched by many hands (i.e., shared among many people).”
The most beloved of speech to
“The most beloved of speech to Allah is that a person should say, ‘Subhaan Allah wa bi hamdih (Glory and praise be to Allah)’.”
If one with whose religion and character
“If one with whose religion and character you are pleased comes to you (to seek your daughter’s hand in marriage), then marry (your daughter) to him.”
If Allah sends you some provision
“If Allah sends you some provision without you looking forward to it or asking others for it, then take it.”
If you ask Allah for anything,
“If you ask Allah for anything, then ask Him for al-Firdaws (the highest level of Paradise).”
If your good deeds please you and your bad deed
“If your good deeds please you and your bad deeds upset you, then you are a mu’min (believer).”
If you hear the call to prayer,
“If you hear the call to prayer, then respond to the one who is calling you to Allah.”
If you hear the call to prayer,
“If you hear the call to prayer, then say something like the muadhhin says.”
If a man becomes angry and says
“If a man becomes angry and says ‘A’udhu Billah (I seek refuge with Allah),’ his anger will cease.”
If a man says ‘Ya seedi (sir)’ to a munaafiq
“If a man says ‘Ya seedi (sir)’ to a munaafiq (hypocrite), he earns the wrath of his Lord.”
God did not promise days without
God did not promise days without pain,Laughter without sorrow; sun without rain.But He did promise strength 4 the day, Comfort 4 the tears; and light 4 our way.By UZZAL
Morning Prayer: I’ll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
Morning Prayer: I’ll walk this day in faith dear Lord,
No foe, no storm i’ll fear, but trusting in your precious word, I am safe for You are near.By UZZAL
Never a weakness that He can’t fill,
Never a weakness that He can’t fill,
Never a sickness that He can’t heal,
Never a sorrow that He dsn’t share,
Moment by moment- you are under GOD’s care.By UZZAL
God said don’t look around because you’ll be impressed,
God said don’t look around because you’ll be impressed,
Don’t look down you’ll be depressed,
Just look to me all the time and you’ll be blessedBy UZZAL
What’s the fastest thing on earth?
What’s the fastest thing on earth?
Bullet?
Nah. Sound?
Not quite. Light? Almost.
Answer: Prayer…
Because it reaches Heaven even before you can say it. Have a nice day.By UZZAL
God can reach each falling tears.
God can reach each falling tears.
He sees the heart that needs a cheer.
He knows the path that’s hard and dear…
Don’t ever give up coz He is near.By UZZAL
Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
Prayer is an open line to Heaven.
No cards to use, no low battery problem, no error,
No charging, always good signal and all messages sent.
Make prayer a habit like Texting.By UZZAL
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE & then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES … So make the best move before CHECKMATE….abr

Birth of a child is a sign that Allah still loves human beings Ali Shah

START WITH THE NAME OF ALLAH THE MOST MERCIFUL AND KINDEST ONE. I TESTIFY THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND I ALSO TESTIFY THAT MOHAMMAD IS THE (LAST) MESSENGER OF ALLAH.M.Zahid Khan

NEVER SAY HI INSTEAD SAY ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM NEVER SAY BYE INSTEAD SAY ALLAH HAFIZ. DO NOT IGNORE UR REALITY U R MUSLIM M.Zahid Khan

A…Allah se daro… B…Bismillah se shuro karo…
C…Chor ko saza do… D…Deen seekho…
E…Eilum hasil karo… F…Farz ada karo…
G…Gussa mat karo… H…Haj ada karo…
I…Ibadat karo… J…Jannat millegi…
K….Kalma pado… L…Laa ilaha illalha…
M…Muhammad ur rasool allah… N…Namaz pado…
O…Omar ka lihaz karo… P…Parda karo…
Q…Quran pado… R…Roza rakho… S…Shukriya ada karo…
T…Tauba karo… U…Ummeed rakho… V…Vazoo karo…
W…Waqt ka lihaz karo… X…Xtra nafil pado…
Y…Yakeen karo Allah per… Z…Zikr Allah ka karo…Killer

Show mercy towards those who
“Show mercy towards those who are on earth so that the One Who is in heaven will show mercy to you.”
The worst thief among people
“The worst thief among people is the one who steals from his prayer, by not doing rukoo’ and sujood properly.”
The most grateful of people to Allaah
“The most grateful of people to Allaah are those who are most grateful to other people.”
Repeat often ‘La hawla wa laa quwwata
“Repeat often ‘La hawla wa laa quwwata illa billah (there is no power or strength except with Allah)’, for it is from the treasure of Paradise.”
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.If HE delays, HE is increasing ur PATIENCE.If HE dont answers, HE knows tht YOU CAN HANDLE IT PERFECTLY.By UZZAL
Lets establish among ourselves
Lets establish among ourselves and obey by heart the laws of Allah to lead a disciplined life and lets pray for the prosperity of the whole world. By Saima Saeed
When earthly help s no avail,
When earthly help s no avail,
There s 1 friend who will never fail.
Just lift your eyes, The answer is there,
For nobody knows the power of prayer.
*Have a worry free day*By UZZAL
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,
Search 4 beauty and you shall find love,
Search for love and you shall find God,
Search fo r God and you shall have them all!By UZZAL
Falling in love with the Lord is
Falling in love with the Lord is the greatest romance;
searching HIM, is the greatest adventure;Finding HIM, the greatest achievement; and being with HIM… The greatest source of happiness.By UZZAL
In God’s eyes, Love is never absent.
In God’s eyes, Love is never absent.
In Gods heart forgiveness is never impossible.
In Gods embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten. God Bless!By UZZAL
Prayer is a free out going call to God
prayer is a free outgoing call to God, no net work or bettery problems, always good signals and all sms sent,..Make prayer a habit and remember me in ur prayers By Arroon Continue Reading »

Mobile Phone, Sms