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<p>We will now upgrade your brain, please wait&#8230;.Searching&#8230;.searching&#8230;still searching&#8230;.sorry,NO BRAIN found&#8230;!</p>
<p>I&#8217;M AN ALIEN. I HAVE JUST TRANSFORMED MYSELF INTO THIS TEST. AS YOU ARE READING I&#8217;M HAVING SEX WITH YOUR EYEBALLS. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SMILING</p>
<p>All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.</p>
<p>If you think there is good in everybody, you haven&#8217;t met everybody.</p>
<p>When a man talks dirty to a woman, it&#8217;s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it&#8217;s $3.95 per minute.</p>
<p>Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.</p>
<p>Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.</p>
<p>Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.</p>
<p>I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!</p>
<p>Sorry, I don&#8217;t date outside my species.</p>
<p>Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!</p>
<p>First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.</p>
<p>Always remember you&#8217;re unique, just like everyone else.</p>
<p>Dad, what vagina looks like? Before sex: a pink rose with soft lovely pelats and perfum aroma. And after sex? boy, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise!</p>
<p>Kiss my ass, and do it fast,suck my dick and do it quick.</p>
<p>Bad sex is better then a good day in school.</p>
<p>Never let a man&#8217;s mind wander, it&#8217;s too little to be out on it&#8217;s own!!!!</p>
<p>Sex is like programing; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFEï¿½</p>
<p>Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams&#8230;&#8230;</p>
<p>My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too&#8230;</p>
<p>Hi, do you want to have my children? No.?? &#8230;Okay, then can we just practice?</p>
<p>I took an IQ test and the results were negative.</p>
<p>Jesus loves you&#8230; everyone else thinks your an assholeï¿½</p>
<p>If you wanna be a hipi, put you flower in your pipiï¿½</p>
<p>Don`t drink water, because fish fuck in it!</p>
<p>Never let a man&#8217;s mind wander, it&#8217;s too little to be out on it&#8217;s own!!!!</p>
<p>It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.</p>
<p>News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo&#8230; 1 was caught watching tv&#8230; another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message</p>
<p>God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested</p>
<p>The longest sentence known to man: &#8220;I do.&#8221;</p>
<p>CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this</p>
<p>Crime doesn&#8217;t pay&#8230;Does that mean my job is a crime?</p>
<p>This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! &#8230; Now read without the word dog.</p>
<p>Why were males created before females?<br />
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.</p>
<p>I want to suck you&#8230; lick you&#8230; wanna move my tongue all over you&#8230;wanna feel you in my mouth&#8230;yep, tat&#8217;s how u&#8230;eat an ice cream!</p>
<p>ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They&#8217;ll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.</p>
<p>Do you ever notice that when you&#8217;re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?</p>
<p>Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?<br />
A:About 45 pounds!!</p>
<p>Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?</p>
<p>A: There have been sightings of UFOs.</p>
<p>I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears&#8230;</p>
<p>There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.</p>
<p>What did the elephant say to the naked man?<br />
How do you breathe through that thing?</p>
<p>What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?<br />
Popeye beat the crap outta him.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve used up all my sick days, so I&#8217;m calling in dead.</p>
<p>A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m looking for the man who shot my paw.&#8221;</p>
<p>Boss: (to employee) &#8211; Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.<br />
Employee: Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Boss: Not you anymore.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?<br />
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.</p>
<p>Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.</p>
<p>Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, &#8220;Do you know how to drive this thing?&#8221;</p>
<p>What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?<br />
Magnets have a positive side!<br />
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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.</p>
<p>Q: What does a blonde owl say?</p>
<p>A: What, what?</p>
<p>WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!</p>
<p>What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?<br />
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.</p>
<p>Why was Phillip&#8217;s girlfriend annoyed?<br />
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.</p>
<p>Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?<br />
He was looking for Pooh!</p>
<p>What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?<br />
You don&#8217;t, you&#8217;ve told her twice already!</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?<br />
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors</p>
<p>Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?</p>
<p>A: Her IQ goes up.</p>
<p>Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!</p>
<p>Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn&#8217;t come back for a day and a half.</p>
<p>I like Kids. But I don&#8217;t think I could eat a whole one.</p>
<p>How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?<br />
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.</p>
<p>For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.</p>
<p>What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.</p>
<p>Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.</p>
<p>Why doesn&#8217;t Jesus eat M and M&#8217;s? Cos they fall through his hands.</p>
<p>Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!</p>
<p>What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I&#8217;m home!</p>
<p>What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.</p>
<p>How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.</p>
<p>Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?</p>
<p>A: We don&#8217;t know. Never happens.</p>
<p>Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?</p>
<p>A: He couldn&#8217;t take his foot of the accelerator.</p>
<p>Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?</p>
<p>A: An f****ing know it all.</p>
<p>A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: &#8220;Sorry, we don&#8217;t serve food here&#8221;.</p>
<p>A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.</p>
<p>Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve got the ship, you&#8217;ve got the harbor &#8230; what say we tie up for the night?</p>
<p>If I could rearrange the alphabet, I&#8217;d put U and I together.</p>
<p>Why&#8217;d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.</p>
<p>What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool&#8230;</p>
<p>I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn&#8217;t looking good either.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.</p>
<p>I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?</p>
<p>Just because you&#8217;re paranoid, it doesn&#8217;t mean they&#8217;re NOT out to get you.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.</p>
<p>My Reality Check bounced.</p>
<p>Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.</p>
<p>Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.</p>
<p>Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!</p>
<p>Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.</p>
<p>Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?</p>
<p>There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.</p>
<p>Borrow money from pessimists&#8211;they don&#8217;t expect it back</p>
<p>As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing</p>
<p>Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.</p>
<p>What do you call a handcuffed man?<br />
- Trustworthy.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant</p>
<p>Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?</p>
<p>A: Run like hell&#8230;.she&#8217;s got a hand grenade in her mouth.</p>
<p>Why don&#8217;t men often show their true feelings?<br />
- Because they don&#8217;t have any. 1</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the difference between a man and E.T.?<br />
- E.T. phoned home.</p>
<p>What is the thinnest book in the world?<br />
What Men Know About Women.</p>
<p>A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.</p>
<p>Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering</p>
<p>How Dogs and Women are alike&#8230;..<br />
Neither believe that silence is golden.<br />
Neither can balance a checkbook.<br />
Both put too much value on kissing.</p>
<p>Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.</p>
<p>If you jogged backward &#8230; would you gain weight?</p>
<p>Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores?<br />
&#8220;101 Ways to Wok Your Dog&#8221;</p>
<p>If you can&#8217;t change your mind, are you sure you still have one?</p>
<p>Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that&#8217;s how dogs spend their lives.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.</p>
<p>I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.</p>
<p>Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.</p>
<p>A woman walked into a fancy cocktail bar and asked the barman for a &#8220;double entendre&#8221; &#8211; so he gave her one!</p>
<p>Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says &#8220;Oi &#8211; get out! We don&#8217;t want your type in here&#8221;</p>
<p>A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, &#8220;Is this some kind of joke?&#8221;</p>
<p>A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says &#8220;Sorry we don&#8217;t serve food in here&#8221;</p>
<p>A dyslexic man walks into a bra</p>
<p>A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: &#8220;Pint please, and one for the road.&#8221;</p>
<p>A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: &#8220;I&#8217;m looking for the man who shot my paw.&#8221;</p>
<p>Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist&#8217;s Novocain during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication.</p>
<p>I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she&#8217;d popped her clogs.</p>
<p>Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can&#8217;t have your kayak and heat it.</p>
<p>News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo&#8230; 1 was caught watching tv.. another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message</p>
<p>God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested</p>
<p>The longest sentence known to man: &#8220;I do.&#8221;</p>
<p>CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this</p>
<p>Crime doesn&#8217;t pay&#8230;Does that mean my job is a crime?</p>
<p>This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! &#8230; Now read without the word dog.</p>
<p>Why were males created before females?<br />
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.</p>
<p>I want to suck you.. lick you.. wanna move my tongue all over you&#8230;wanna feel you in my mouth&#8230;yep, tat&#8217;s how u&#8230;eat an ice cream!</p>
<p>ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t spend ï¿½2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They&#8217;ll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.</p>
<p>Do you ever notice that when you&#8217;re driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?</p>
<p>Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?<br />
A:About 45 pounds!!</p>
<p>Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?</p>
<p>A: There have been sightings of UFOs.</p>
<p>I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears&#8230;</p>
<p>There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.</p>
<p>What did the elephant say to the naked man?<br />
How do you breathe through that thing?</p>
<p>What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?<br />
Popeye beat the crap outta him.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve used up all my sick days, so I&#8217;m calling in dead.</p>
<p>A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:<br />
&#8220;I&#8217;m looking for the man who shot my paw.&#8221;</p>
<p>Boss: (to employee) &#8211; Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.<br />
Employee: Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Boss: Not you anymore.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?<br />
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.</p>
<p>Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.</p>
<p>Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, &#8220;Do you know how to drive this thing?&#8221;</p>
<p>What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?<br />
Magnets have a positive side!</p>
<p>The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.</p>
<p>Q: What does a blonde owl say?</p>
<p>A: What, what?</p>
<p>WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!</p>
<p>What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?<br />
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.</p>
<p>Why was Phillip&#8217;s girlfriend annoyed?<br />
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.</p>
<p>What do Germans use for birth control?<br />
Their personalities!</p>
<p>Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?<br />
He was looking for Pooh!</p>
<p>What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?<br />
You don&#8217;t, you&#8217;ve told her twice already!</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?<br />
One fucked the miners, the other fucked the Majors</p>
<p>Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer&#8217;s disease?</p>
<p>A: Her IQ goes up.</p>
<p>Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!</p>
<p>Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn&#8217;t come back for a day and a half.</p>
<p>What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a German?<br />
A man who&#8217;s too drunk to follow orders.</p>
<p>I like Kids. But I don&#8217;t think I could eat a whole one.</p>
<p>How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?<br />
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.</p>
<p>For sale : Air Bags, Used once.</p>
<p>What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s the definition of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.</p>
<p>Why doesn&#8217;t Jesus eat M and M&#8217;s? Cos they fall through his hands.</p>
<p>What&#8217;s pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!</p>
<p>What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I&#8217;m home!</p>
<p>What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.</p>
<p>How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.</p>
<p>Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?</p>
<p>A: We don&#8217;t know. Never happens.</p>
<p>Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?</p>
<p>A: He couldn&#8217;t take his foot of the accelerator.</p>
<p>Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?</p>
<p>A: An fucking know it all.</p>
<p>A chicken sandwich walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: &#8220;Sorry, we don&#8217;t serve food here&#8221;.</p>
<p>Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.</p>
<p>Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve got the ship, you&#8217;ve got the harbor &#8230; what say we tie up for the night?</p>
<p>If I could rearrange the alphabet, I&#8217;d put U and I together.</p>
<p>Why&#8217;d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.</p>
<p>What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool&#8230;</p>
<p>Q: How did the Pollack burn his face?</p>
<p>A: Bobbing for french fries.</p>
<p>Q: What&#8217;s difference between Yogurt and Australia?</p>
<p>A: One has a real live culture.</p>
<p>Q: What&#8217;s diff between Michael Jackson and grocery bag?<br />
A: Ones white, made outta plastic and dangerous for kids to play with. The other you carry groceries in.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Fanny.<br />
Fanny who?<br />
Fanny the way you keep saying &#8216;Who&#8217;s there? Every time I knock.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s There?<br />
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Harry.<br />
Harry who?<br />
Harry up and let me in!</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Harry, Butch, and Jimmy.<br />
Harry, Butch and Jimmy who?<br />
Harry up, Butch your arms around me, and Jimmy a kiss.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Olive.<br />
Olive who?<br />
Olive across the road.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Mummy.<br />
Mummy who?<br />
Mummeasles are better so can I come in?</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Boo.<br />
Boo who?<br />
There&#8217;s no need to cry, it&#8217;s only a joke.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Madam.<br />
Madam who?<br />
Madam key broke in the lock.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Orange.<br />
Orange who?<br />
Orange you glad I called by?</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Atch.<br />
Atch who?<br />
Bless you.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Mister.<br />
Mister who?<br />
Mister last bus home.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Ivor.<br />
Ivor who?<br />
Ivor sore hand from knocking so much.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
York.<br />
York who?<br />
York coming over to my place tonight?</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Isabel.<br />
Isabel who?<br />
Isabel broken? I had to knock.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Lettuce.<br />
Lettuce who?<br />
Lettuce in, it&#8217;s cold out here.</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Grandma. Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Grandma. Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Grandma. Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Aunt.<br />
Aunt who?<br />
Aunt you glad Grandma&#8217;s gone?</p>
<p>Knock! Knock!<br />
Who&#8217;s there?<br />
Doris.<br />
Doris who?<br />
Doris locked &#8211; that&#8217;s why I knocked.</p>
<p>friendship is like peeing in your pants. every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx</p>
<p>He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!</p>
<p>Today its cool to have small cars and small computers.Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!</p>
<p>T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Message: * some text missing*<br />
Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing&#8230;.<br />
3 Little Hearts<br />
I m sending u 3 little hearts to remind u 3 things, I m HERE, I CARE and i MISS U<br />
Do u know<br />
Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.<br />
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de<br />
Wat makes some people dearer is not just de happiness dat u feel when u meet them but de pain u feel when u miss them.. MISS U&#8230;&#8230;..<br />
I hide my tears<br />
I hide my tears when I say your name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I Smile &#038; Seem Carefree, There is no one Who misses you more than ME!<br />
ABCDEFGHIGKLMNOP<br />
A B<br />
C D<br />
E F<br />
G H<br />
I J<br />
K L<br />
M N<br />
O P<br />
Q R<br />
S T<br />
V W<br />
X Y Z<br />
have I missed<br />
something?<br />
yes..<br />
i missed &#8220;U&#8221;<br />
If u wanna know how much I miss u,<br />
If u wanna know how much I miss u,<br />
try to catch rain drops,<br />
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,<br />
and the ones u miss is how much I miss<br />
Last night i wanted to send u a msg<br />
Last night i wanted to send u a msg, but all i could write was: &#8220;noh ss!w !&#8221;. it didn&#8217;t make much sense until i read it upside down&#8230;By Nikeee<br />
Whenever I miss You,<br />
Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the  Sky.<br />
So any day if you find the sky empty, don&#8217;t blame me!<br />
It&#8217;s all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!By Uzzal<br />
Close your Eyes,<br />
Close your Eyes,<br />
Relax your Body,<br />
And stop your Breathing as long as you can&#8230;<br />
NOW BREATH&#8230;&#8230;<br />
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!By Uzzal<br />
In The Flower My Rose Is You,<br />
In The Flower My Rose Is You,<br />
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,<br />
In The Sky My Moon Is You,<br />
I&#8217;m Only Body My Heart Is You,<br />
That&#8217;s Why I Always MISS YOU!By Uzzal<br />
U must b tired coz u hv been running<br />
U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.By candy sana sattar<br />
Do u know<br />
Do u know, what I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.By J-J<br />
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge<br />
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol pao ge Hamain,Jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge Hamain, Mita sakte ho to mita do yadain meri,Magar kya sapno se juda kar pao ge Hamain.(i miss u sidra sabeen) By Sami Gul<br />
There&#8217;s no Special reason<br />
There&#8217;s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life &#038; hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U. by Ikram<br />
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night<br />
Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time&#8230;I MISS YOU all the Time.By Uzzal</p>
<p> I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,<br />
In every blink of my eyes,<br />
In every second of Time and&#8230;<br />
In every moment of the Day !<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: Ã–Â§mÃ¤Ã± HÃ¤Ã¯dÃ«Â®<br />
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641<br />
<span id="more-49"></span></p>
<p>n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !<br />
 n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !<br />
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !<br />
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !<br />
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !<br />
GOT CONFUSED!<br />
OH!B SMART FRIEND:<br />
ZARA MOBILE KO ULTA KAR K DEKHO By Mehwash<br />
A B C D E F G H I J<br />
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T &#8221; &#8221; V W X Y Z.Did i miss something.No,i put &#8216;U&#8217; safely in my heart By Wahab<br />
earth may stop rotating<br />
earth may stop rotating, birds may stop flying ,candles may stop melting,fish may stop swiming,heat may stop beating but i never stop missing u&#8230;&#8230;By shehran ayub<br />
 If u think i miss u all<br />
If u think i miss u all the time u r wrong i miss u only when i think about u but Damm it i think u all the time i miss u sweetheart By Asif<br />
When you feel lonely press 945,<br />
When you feel lonely press 945, when you feel sad press 10, when u need to talk, press 82,,,when u press all these together, here i m for u always. Miss u alot.By Mehwash<br />
Just Wondering..!<br />
Just Wondering..!<br />
Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?<br />
Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?<br />
Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?<br />
Wud U Add &#8220;Too&#8221; If I Tell U &#8220;I Miss U&#8221;..?<br />
Dilbara Really I Miss U From The Core ! By Ahmed Kamdar<br />
 To forget is heard to do,<br />
To forget is heard to do, and to forget me is upto u, forget me forget me never,forget the text but not the sender.Miss you a lot By latif shah<br />
I heared  some whisper ur<br />
I heared  some whisper ur name,but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U By mlasm<br />
Under the sea, there lays a rock.<br />
Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words&#8230; &#8216;I Miss You&#8217;  By masood<br />
There are 24 hours in a DayNight<br />
There are 24 hours in a DayNight, 10 hours for work, 8 hours for sleeping, 3 hours for eating, 2 hours for exercise and 1 hour for other activities, But all the 24 hours I do MISS U badly&#8230;By shaheryar sherry<br />
when i close my eyes<br />
when i close my eyes before sleeping i watch u in the dark, When im sleeping i watch u in my dreams, When i open my eyes i found u before my eyes..And then I start Missing u for all the Day&#8230;By shaheryar sherry<br />
i miss u very much,<br />
i miss u very much,but i know  u miss me not.MISS ME OTHERWISE U WILL MISS ME FOREVER By dilwala_abdi<br />
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna (In Urdu)<br />
Kaash dil ki awaz ka itna asar ho jaaye Hum unhe yaad karen Aur unhe khabar ho jaaye !!!!Miss U So Much&#8230;By Saya<br />
Can u keep a secret?<br />
Can u keep a secret?<br />
Between me &#038; u<br />
You promise?<br />
I really need to tell u this&#8230;<br />
Well&#8230;<br />
I MISS U&#8230;By Shakeel<br />
In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile<br />
In My Lyf..I learned how 2 smile.How 2 Laugh.How 2 HardWork.How 2 Love.How 2 cry..but i neva learned how 2 stop MISSING YOU&#8230;em MISSIN YA SO MUCH JANU By PsyCho<br />
143 is numerically saying &#8220;I<br />
143 is numerically saying &#8220;I MISS YOU&#8221; What if I ask u 23423 same as &#8220;DO YOU MISS ME TOO? Would u answer me 312 same as &#8220;YES I DO&#8221; By msimas<br />
u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.<br />
u r in my talks.u r in my eyes.u r in my feelings.u r in my thoughts.u r in my breath.u r in my work.u r in my mind.u r in my dreams.u r in my prayer.u r in my life.because u r in my heart.I miss u. By shaheryar<br />
Me and U are like Hare<br />
Me and U are like Hare and Tortoise.I remember u and miss u so fast like Hare, But da only one thing make me very slow then u at last; That is when u give me a SMILEBy shaheryar<br />
my eyes miss u<br />
my eyes miss u<br />
my lips kiss u<br />
my heart loves u<br />
my hands need u<br />
my mind calls u<br />
my heart is 4 u and my love is 4 u i will die without u,so u have to be kind on me By ALA<br />
Push down if you miss me<br />
Push down if you miss me&#8230; that is sweet of you &#8230;&#8230; Very sweet indeed &#8230;. You can stop now &#8230;.. You really miss me, &#8230;. me tooBy Ikram Marwat<br />
Tumne Suna nahi?In (URDU)<br />
Tumne Suna nahi?<br />
Wakei nahi suna?<br />
CNN pe?<br />
BBC pe?<br />
PTV pe?<br />
GEO pe?<br />
FM-101,103,89, pe b nahi?<br />
to mujsey sun lo phir<br />
&#8220;I MISS U SO MUCH&#8221; By Waseem<br />
Monday  Tuesday  Wednesday<br />
Monday  Tuesday  Wednesday  Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday   &#8216;I Miss You&#8217;        Everyday By Asim Akter<br />
 3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,<br />
 3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U,<br />
1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U,<br />
3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U,<br />
4+3 = 7 Days in Week,<br />
I MISS U Sweety M 4M Hafeez. By Hafeez ur Rehman means KEN001<br />
THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST<br />
THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST LOVE WAY LOVE 2 LOVE SAY LOVE 2 LOVE U LOVE THAT LOVE I LOVE MISS LOVE U LOVE  read it again without word &#8220;LOVE&#8221; By neha kaushik<br />
 .</p>
<p> Scratch &#038; win<br />
H____<br />
HE___<br />
HEA__<br />
HEAR_<br />
HEART. Congratulations U have won My Heart . Miss U Dost.By Pretty<br />
 (In Urdu)<br />
mana hum itne SWEET nahi, k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye&#8230;.MISS ME ALWAYZ:-)By Pretty</p>
<p>Whnever i miss u.. I wont luk 4 u in my dreams.. or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.. I jst put my right hand across my chest and ill feel u&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.MISS U By Pretty</p>
<p>I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite &#038; day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now &#038; forever!By Shaheryar</p>
<p>YOU ARE MY HEART,MY ALL PARTS OF MY BODY.SO EVERY DAY I MISS YOU,I FEEL YOU,EVERY TIME IN MY HEART.By shahed</p>
<p>You are so away, yet so close, Our hearts are apart, yet they are one.Our memories are whole, they keep us together, our love is strong, it gives us strength. Imiss you and i love you with all my heart. By Naima</p>
<p>Now this year, we have never been this close before.The time we shared these past few weeks has been the best time of my life.We shared some laughs we shared some tears, these joys we shared, will last throughout our years.I Miss you so much my John By Luusi</p>
<p>There is a pain in my heart<br />
which was never there<br />
Now that you are gone<br />
I find the pain filling your absence By shaheryar</p>
<p>I hide my tears when i say u r name, but the pain in my heart is still the same. Although I smile and seem carefree, There is no one who misses u more than ME.By Babloo</p>
<p>I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y<br />
But&#8230;Take&#8230; 3 Seconds to think of me<br />
1&#8230; &#8230;<br />
2&#8230; &#8230;<br />
3&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<br />
So Sweet. now continue ur work..(MISS U)PRETTY</p>
<p>The Word &#8216;Hello&#8217; means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! fattahi(agra)</p>
<p>There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know why i keep on missing *U* may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U*fattahi(agra)</p>
<p>i miss u itna<br />
u miss me jitna<br />
i miss u tabse<br />
u miss me jabse<br />
i miss u tab tak<br />
u miss me jab tak<br />
u miss me na janay kab tak<br />
but i miss u murtey dam takfattahi(agra)</p>
<p>Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was&#8230; &#8220;noh ss!w !&#8221;It didnt made sense until u read it upside down  fattahi(agra)</p>
<p>I have rusgulla,burfee,chamm chamm,gallibee, gullab gamman. but their taste is like chilly,u want to know why ? Becuase u r not with me. I m missing u so much my sweet !!!! irfan</p>
<p>when i&#8217;m not messaging or calling u,u don&#8217;t think i am not Missing &#8220;u&#8221;.But i am giving u time to miss &#8220;Me&#8221;.just4Haseeb by Sado</p>
<p>1 + 1= 2 eyes look at you<br />
12 + 12= 24 HOURS THINKING of u&#8230;<br />
3 + 4= 7 days in a week missing u..<br />
1 + 11 = 12 months i always need<br />
a sweet like you.. Arsall (Arsalan and Sid)</p>
<p>A simple &#8216;HELLO&#8217; can b so  sweet&#8230;<br />
H:How r u?<br />
E:Everything ok<br />
L:Like to c u<br />
L:Love to hear u<br />
O:Obviously I MISS U! Mukhoji</p>
<p>Days r too busy. Hours r too few.<br />
    Seconds r too fast.<br />
    but ther is alwys a tym,<br />
    for me to ask how r u? hope<br />
    u r fine.. miss u..Murtuza</p>
<p>Har pal har waqt.<br />
   &#8216; 12 &#8216;<br />
 .        .<br />
 9   <>   3<br />
 &#8216;        &#8216;<br />
  .  6  .<br />
har sans or dil ki har dhadkan,kahti hai<br />
  *&#8221;"*\/*&#8221;"*<br />
&#8221;     I      &#8221;<br />
*    Miss    *<br />
 &#8221;   You    &#8221;<br />
  *  Too   *<br />
   &#8221;     &#8221;<br />
     **Usman</p>
<p>Ur absence shud be long enough so tht somebody misses u&#8230;but it shud not b so long, tht someone learns 2 live witout u&#8230;! djlynn</p>
<p>Whnever i miss u.. I wont luk 4 u in my dreams.. or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.. I jst put my right hand across my chest and ill feel u&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.Moyera</p>
<p>when the sky looks blue&#8230;i miss u<br />
when the dreams come true &#8230;i miss u<br />
when the flowers coverd with dew&#8230;i miss u<br />
when the day new&#8230; I MISS U MY SWEET HAERT mehnaz venjhar(Mona)</p>
<p>Today i miss u<br />
Yesterday i missed u.<br />
Don&#8217;t worry about tomorrow, i ll always miss u, and that is a promise. Miss U Forever. By Mona Lisa</p>
<p>Wiht out u I feel like nothing on the earth.I&#8217;m just like the empty tin that is not wrth.My life is like nothing.I really miss U.By Mokhethi.Master</p>
<p>Ever since you ve left i ve<br />
realised  that a part of one`s<br />
Life is made of someone<br />
else`s life ,<br />
I MISS THAT PART .<br />
I MISS YOU.GOOFY</p>
<p>In da rhythm of life we sometimes find ourselves runin out of tunes but as long as dere pple like u 2 provide d melody d music playts on&#8230;miss ya yagzyjoe</p>
<p>pata hai?<br />
kya nahi pata?<br />
BBC per nahi suna?<br />
CNN per nahi suna?<br />
GEO per nahi suna?<br />
PTV per nahi suna?<br />
ager nahi suna to<br />
se hi sun lo&#8230;..<br />
I MISS U!!!zee  zuhaib</p>
<p>I wish i culd b ur phone right now, cause then i wuld b gettin held by u&#8230; miss you: joedirt</p>
<p>Even without seeing u, even without smilling with u, even without joking with u, i&#8217;ll never fail to remember u, coz u&#8217;re the one i miss &#038; desire fabian</p>
<p>I mis u when I laugh and cry , bcoz I know that u r the only one who makes my laughter grow and my tears disappeared . missing u soooooooo much my sweet heart &#8221; Anis &#8220;.gill</p>
<p> I m in casualty now; dont say i didn&#8217;t tell u . After 5 mnts , i&#8217;ll b transferred 2 ICU . Doctor told me that i&#8217;ll die if i dont stop MISSING U . zarnab</p>
<p> lovely sms for a lovely person from a lovely person in alovely mood in  a lovely mind in alovely style tu say i miss u 03214355397</p>
<p>I dont blame you for being busy&#8230;<br />
I blame the time for moving so slowly&#8230;<br />
I miss you!Lover Boy</p>
<p>no words i write can ever say<br />
how much i miss you everyday.<br />
as time goes by the loneliness grows,<br />
how i miss you&#8230; nobody knows. 9847774000 Deepu</p>
<p>lovely sms 4 lovely person,from lovely person from a lovely reason,at a lovely time,from a lovely mindin a lovely mood in a lovely style 2 say          (I MISS  U)(waleed)</p>
<p>feels good when sumbody misses u,feeels beter when sombody LUV u, but it feels best when sumbody neva 4gets u.MISS U!kgabiso</p>
<p> fill in the missing words and reply with an answer:I &#8230;. you so much.kingb</p>
<p>Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u. 03218491222 kina</p>
<p>There&#8217;s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life &#038; hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U&#8230;&#8230;.nilesh.</p>
<p> Thought I would tell you<br />
just exactly how I feel<br />
There&#8217;s nothing I can change<br />
&#8217;cause they&#8217;re absolutely real.<br />
That I MISS YOU !! Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)</p>
<p>Miss everything &#8217;bout you<br />
from your smile to your ways<br />
Just can&#8217;t stop but reminisce<br />
about the good old days.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)</p>
<p>A raindrop may look 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower awaits its fall.A small sms may seem 2 small 2 u but sumwhere a heart remembers U Dog</p>
<p>When the weather comes true<br />
 I miss u<br />
When the flower covered dew<br />
 i miss u<br />
When the day comes new<br />
 I miss u undlas (Faisal)</p>
<p>Love,i wish i didin&#8217;t know you in the 1st place&#8230;.so that when u&#8217;re gone, i won&#8217;t be missing u like this&#8230;..gosh,just how i wanted to be with you&#8230;.girl, i miss u.Deepu 09847774000</p>
<p>I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. Miss you.zed</p>
<p>I may seldom tell u how special u are, I may not b able to reach u coz we&#8217;re both busy, but in spite of all, u know u are someone I really miss &#038; care about.zed</p>
<p>the sun refused to shine the day you went away and though i try to smile my heart is ever gray you left a wound inside my heart and now i&#8217;m sad and blue plz pick up the phone and call me.I MISS U. pum-pum</p>
<p>An simple Bye make us cry,<br />
A simple Joke make us laugh,<br />
simple Care make us fall in love.<br />
I hope my simple SMS make you think of me.I Miss U MUHAMMAD ATIF 03009495309 / 03214246309</p>
<p>Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let u go&#8230; I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.<br />
by SaaMer 03002711588</p>
<p>1+1=EYS SEEING YOU<br />
3+3=6 SENES FEELING YOU<br />
12+12= 24 HOURS WAITING FOR YOUR SMS<br />
50%+50%=100% WORRIED ABOUT YOU<br />
182.5+182.5 =365 DAYS MISSING YOU<br />
TAIM 03455895842</p>
<p>REMEMBER THAT THERE WILL  ALWAYS BE SOME ONE WHO REMEMBERS U EVERY TIME WITH OR WITH OUT MESSAGES !THAT,S ME<br />
FROM SAGHAR       03009563423</p>
<p>hum eik bar jeetay hain,eik bar martay hain or eik bar pyar karaty hain jab sab kam eik bar kartay hain tu pata nahi app ko miss kyo bar bar kartay hain  Manuu</p>
<p>My<br />
1 heart<br />
2 eyes<br />
7 litere blood<br />
206 bones<br />
5.5million red cells<br />
60 trillion DNA&#8217;s<br />
says to u<br />
&#8221;I MISS U A LOT&#8221;adil</p>
<p>C.L.I.C.K<br />
C- Cant live without u<br />
L- Love u<br />
I- I miss u<br />
C- Care for u<br />
K- Kyunki u r a sweet friend of mine.<br />
So whenever u miss me just say &#8220;CLICK&#8221;gudiya</p>
<p>dosti   pyar  hoti<br />
pyar  care  hoti<br />
kon kheta  sab  ristey  ek se  hotey<br />
dosti  sab se  anmol hoti hai<br />
dear  marry  miss u<br />
from ur  sitara</p>
<p>NWFP<br />
K ZILA<br />
HARIPUR KI<br />
TEHSIL TERBELA<br />
KI COLONY SOBERCITY<br />
K REHAISHI UNCLE SAEED<br />
K GHAR K BATHROOM MAIN LAGI<br />
TOTI K NEECHEY RAKHEY LOTEY KI QASAM<br />
              &#8220;I MISS U&#8221; faizi</p>
<p>when u look at me<br />
i feel i m fine<br />
when u call me<br />
i feel i m good<br />
when u ask me<br />
i feel i m intelligent<br />
when u see me<br />
i feel i m beautiful<br />
when u give me smile<br />
i feel i m happy<br />
when u touch me<br />
i feel i m alivewhen u talk with me<br />
i feel i m someone Special<br />
and finally when u r not with me<br />
i feel i m NOTHING!<br />
I MISS U shaz alz</p>
<p> I miss you.<br />
I miss all of the caring<br />
things you do,<br />
and spending the evening<br />
alone with you. Osman 0301-4876609</p>
<p> I miss the touch of your hand,<br />
so reassuring and sincere,<br />
and the moments we spend together,<br />
that I hold dear. Osman 0301-4876609</p>
<p>I miss your warm eyes,<br />
the way you listen and care.<br />
I miss your kisses<br />
and all that we share.Osman 0301-4876609</p>
<p>U are TOO far away 4rm me, that why I have to shout: I M-I-I-I-I-S-S-S-S Y-O-O-U-U! did u hear that? Baby I love U! 0321-9407388_fasi</p>
<p>may everyone u meet, warmth ur heart and soul both&#8221; marley lee-roots</p>
<p> luv is lyk any other luxury, u have no right on it unless u can afford it babe, so what do u think? marley lee-roots</p>
<p>may ur journey through lyf, b an adventure of discovery and growth&#8221; marley lee-roots</p>
<p>1 day  <img src='http://a.com.pk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
2 days <img src='http://a.com.pk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
3 days <img src='http://a.com.pk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
4 days <img src='http://a.com.pk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
INFACT MY ALL DAYS<br />
  ARE<br />
SO LONELY<br />
BECAUSE<br />
**I M MISSING U SOO MUCH**Sabah saad Khan</p>
<p>Money says spend me noy, time say waste me not flower says touch me not study says leave me not sms says erase me not &#038; i say forget me not Umair Hassan</p>
<p>rise up ur hand n say i declear at we will b apart only after death,n i swear we will b 2gether 4ever,n i state under oath dat i will miss u 4ever.isaac kutumela</p>
<p>app ne suna hai?<br />
 nahin suna?<br />
fm 98,101,103 nahin suna<br />
bbc.cnn,ptv per b nahin suna tu sunu<br />
i miss u&#8230;?USMAN 03214645399</p>
<p>if you happen to miss<br />
a person whom you<br />
loved so much its your<br />
FATE but incase you<br />
give a chance to miss<br />
a person who loved<br />
you so much its your<br />
MiSTAKE. sayalisalih +919895137022</p>
<p>When the night has come and the land&#8217;s dark.<br />
When the moon is the only light.<br />
We&#8217;ll see, look at the stars<br />
Can you count them?<br />
I miss you that much. Masna Mir</p>
<p>Near ones are not dear, dear ones are not near, it is easy to remember the near ones, but very difficult to forget the dear ones. Missing You.zaibi      03217566867</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star. Missing You!zaibi      03217566867</p>
<p>Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every sms is a sign of remembrance i miss uzaibi      03217566867</p>
<p>Aapko milne ko man kar raha tha, man ko samjhaya to dil tadapane laga, dil ko bahelaya to ankhein ro padi, unhe chup karaya to saansein bol padi&#8230; I miss Uzaibi      03217566867</p>
<p>Sometimes, I forget to say hi,<br />
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,<br />
Sometimes, my msg doesn&#8217;t reach u,<br />
But, it doesn&#8217;t mean that I forget u,<br />
I&#8217;m just giving u time to miss me!zaibi      03217566867</p>
<p>Never luk for a Gud Face, it&#8217;ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin, it&#8217;ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that&#8217;ll miss u every day.zaibi      03217566867</p>
<p>Whenever I miss u I won&#8217;t luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel Uzaibi      03217566867</p>
<p> I can have  gold ,diamond &#038; pearls even the most expensive outfit in daworld .All dat is meaningless if i don&#8217;t have u by maside .I Miss U Alot DJ Mali </p>
<p>u know how much i miss u not too much but when ever i breath i miss uuu&#8230;.muzee</p>
<p>Missed calls doesnt mean for time pass.It silently says that i am happily thiniking about u especially this particular moment!! i miss u alot arshi</p>
<p> If I Can,I Would Send My Eyes In a Message To See U &#8230;I MISS U. cute angel</p>
<p> i miss u so much that i could even crawl with my bare knees &#038; hands for 10 miles on broken glasses just to see u..my dream destination thovhogi&#8217;s </p>
<p> The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can&#8217;t have them. clive</p>
<p> I called 1011 reporting 4 a missing person &#038; they said 2 me the fact that I miss U doesn&#8217;t make it a police matter!! can you believe it? Stupid cops! Luvbite</p>
<p>Aik Salah!<br />
* take Care *<br />
Aik Request!<br />
* Bhool na jana *<br />
Aik Taman&#8217;na!<br />
* Khush Raho *<br />
Aik Jhoot!<br />
* I Hate You *<br />
Aik Such!<br />
* I Miss You *Aqeelzam</p>
<p>3 litl Hears just to remind u 3 things<br />
 * Iam Here *<br />
 * I Care *<br />
 * I miss u *Aqeelzam</p>
<p>Shidat-e-Gham ka Lawa ubal para hai,<br />
Tanhaai na kabal-e-Bardasht hai,<br />
Muhbat mera shywa hai,Tum meri Ideal ho,<br />
Tum Ao mery Yarany main,Bahar Aa jay,<br />
Dil Ap ka mukaam, Nazar ap ki Galli,<br />
In wadion main shok se tashrif layn,<br />
Kinary par baith kar Mojoon ki&#8230;.<br />
Kaifiat Aor Saroor ka Jaizaa leny se behtar hai,<br />
K Ao is muhabat ke samundar main Ghota-e-Zan ho jayn !<br />
Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641</p>
<p>What makes some people dearest, is not<br />
just the happiness that you feel when<br />
you meet them,but its the pain u feel()<br />
when U miss them&#8230;sayalisalih +919895137022</p>
<p>MOUNTAINS HIDE PEOPLE WE ADORE&#8230;DISTANCE PUT THEM FAR BUT ONLY THOUGHTS BRING THEM CLOSER TO OUR HEARTS.I MISS U.FRM TSHEPO TLHOGANE MTSHEPANA ()</p>
<p>Message: * some text missing*<br />
Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing..(). ultimateafzal_001</p>
<p>There r 6 billion ppl around de world,i dnt knw why i kp on missin u,mayb bcz 5,999,999,999 ppl cn&#8217;t replace a single U. I stil luv u,Gudnyzzzz&#8230;.Slezz_pro ()</p>
<p>i cant hide it 4rm u anymore I dont want to hrt u I feel its best to tell u<br />
before u hear it from someone else<br />
listen<br />
its a lie that i miss u<br />
really i jst feel u as a part of myself (). SaaMer 03002711588</p>
<p> My Life&#8230;?<br />
Without U&#8230;!</p>
<p>Khali-Khali hai na. (Empty) ().<br />
!!! I MISS YOU !!!Vinod<br />
O O<br />
 /<br />
&#8216;-&#8217;<br />
&#8212;<br />
I miss u so much, Missing u is only half the story. Hope the other half is u miss me too.no_me&#8211;03455916346</p>
<p> I MISSED U I MISSEs U I M MISSIn&#8217; U I &#8220;LL MISs U I&#8217;D MISSED U &#038; I WANA MISS U&#8230;BUT IS THIS 4EVER. COMe BABy i&#8217;LL HOLd U NOw MHSMOZA</p>
<p>I MISS U. WHY I MISS U? BESAUSE U R MY LOVE, U R MY DIL, U R MY JAN Kamran</p>
<p>Har PAL Har WAQT<br />
. &#8216; 12 &#8216; .<br />
9 < 3<br />
' . 6 . '<br />
Har SAANS<br />
Or DIL ki har Dhadkan yahi kehti hai<br />
.*""*.*""*.<br />
*, I MiSS *<br />
", YOU ,"HAMAD PRINCE<br />
* . *</p>
<p>1+1=EYS SEEING YOU<br />
3+3=6 SENES FEELING YOU<br />
12+12= 24 HOURS WAITING FOR YOUR SMS<br />
50%+50%=100% WORRIED ABOUT YOU<br />
182.5+182.5 =365 DAYS MISSING YOUshad</p>
<p>Full Name: mani<br />
---<br />
I<br />
12<br />
9 / 3<br />
6<br />
In every HOur<br />
In every Minute<br />
In every Second of My wrist watch<br />
I Miss U<br />
mani kill_me_wid_love</p>
<p>(I MISS U)are 3 words,But take 3 seconds to read, 3minutes to think, 3 hours to understand, 3days to demonstrate, 3weeks to explain and whole life to prove it!!!!! SaaMer 03002711588</p>
<p>Today I woke up with a pain in my heart, I didn't know where it came from until my mind reminded me that it's the pain of missing. Chris</p>
<p> We live once<br />
we die once<br />
but we breath every time........<br />
Similarly<br />
I saw u once<br />
I met u once<br />
but i m miss u every time......... sunny</p>
<p> I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone.<br />
I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more! Ã–Â§mÃ¤Ã± +92 (0) 3454 566641</p>
<p> Can u keep a secret?<br />
Between me &#038; u<br />
You promise?<br />
I really need to tell u this...<br />
Well...<br />
I MISS U... Ã–Â§mÃ¤Ã± +92 (0) 3454 566641</p>
<p> Just Wondering..!<br />
Would U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?<br />
Would U Say Hello If I Greet U..?<br />
Would U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?<br />
Would U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..? Ã–Â§mÃ¤Ã± +92 (0) 3454 566641</p>
<p>U are TOO far away 4rm me, that why I have to shout: I M-I-I-I-I-S-S-S-S Y-O-O-U-U! did u hear that? Baby I love U! saikat</p>
<p>those we love never go away<br />
they walk beside us everyday...<br />
Unseen...<br />
Unheard...<br />
still near..<br />
still loved..<br />
still Missed..<br />
still very dear..<br />
MISSING U MY "S"<br />
03455550462 zaman UET Lahore</p>
<p>Sometimes, I forget to say hi,<br />
Sometimes, I even miss to reply,<br />
Sometimes, my msg doesn't reach u,<br />
But, it doesn't mean that I forget u,<br />
I'm just giving u time to miss me!Ammar Hanjra</p>
<p>Whenever I miss you, stars falls down from the sky.<br />
So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me!<br />
It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much<br />
---<br />
Full Name: Mafresh<br />
Mobile: 0820601067</p>
<p>Gates of memories will never close;<br />
How much I miss U no 1 knows;<br />
Days will pass away into years;<br />
And we'll think about those memories in Silent tears.....<br />
---<br />
Full Name: kaushik</p>
<p> In The Flower My Rose Is You,<br />
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,<br />
In The Sky My Moon Is You,<br />
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,<br />
That's Why I Always MISS YOU frm siviwe<br />
---<br />
Full Name: siviwe<br />
Mobile: 0761168678</p>
<p> Watch out!<br />
Defend urself!<br />
3<br />
2<br />
1<br />
. . .<br />
TOO LATE<br />
I warned U!<br />
U've just been strongly attacked by 1,000,000 of tightest hugs.miss u dearie<br />
---<br />
Full Name: tuncetila<br />
Mobile: +2348027666029</p>
<p> it feels nice to miss you..<br />
So i m missing you...<br />
it feelts nice to think about you..<br />
So i m thinking about you...<br />
it feels nice to disturb you...<br />
So i m disturbing you...<br />
it feels nice to love u..<br />
so I LOVE U DEAR ...<br />
---<br />
Full Name: mr Jassim<br />
Mobile: 0333-6546546</p>
<p> each moment of ur life is a picture which u have never seen beforeand which you will never see again so<br />
enjoy and live live, make each moment beautiful luv ya $ miss u already fom ur best friend<br />
---<br />
Full Name: beibe<br />
Mobile: 0846125325</p>
<p> Dil se dil tak,<br />
Jaan se jaan tak,<br />
Din se raat tak,<br />
Kal se aaj tak,<br />
Aap se mujh tak,<br />
January se december tak,<br />
Meray SmS publish hone se Tumharay SmS parhnay tak,<br />
I MISS U. Sonum.03204186155.<br />
---<br />
Full Name: Sonum<br />
Mobile: 03204186155</p>
<p> Miss Me When U Smell Any Rose,<br />
Miss Me When U Taste Any Sweet,<br />
Miss Me When U Look At The Moon,<br />
But Plz Dont Miss Me When U Raise Ur Hand 4 Prayer,,,,<br />
Full Name: Kashan<br />
Mobile: 0321-8666122</p>
<p>3-2 = 1 Heart Praying 4 U, 1+1 = 2 Eyes Looking 4 U, 3+2 = 5 Senses Missing U,<br />
4+3 = 7 Days in Week, I MISS U  </p>
<p>Full Name: Risky</p>
<p>If u thinks I miss u all the time u r wrong I miss u only when I think about u but damn it I think u all the time<br />
I miss u sweetheart<br />
---<br />
Full Name: Risky</p>
<p> There\'s no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life &#038; hope I can<br />
make u smile n say: I Miss U.<br />
---<br />
Full Name: stanboy<br />
Mobile: +2348063415421</p>
<p>calling....calling....calling....1 missed callreminding you that some one is miss u vetty much.<br />
---<br />
Full Name: asha<br />
Mobile: 9732754490</p>
<p> Do u know, what i say, what i think, what i feel, what i think, what i wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO<br />
MUCH.<br />
---<br />
Full Name: khan<br />
Mobile: 03219095283</p>
<p> I miss u.i m without u like sky without stars;like flower without fragrance;like<br />
a heart without feelings</p>
<p>Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always<br />
time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!</p>
<p>Never luk for a Gud Face, it\'ll turn old one day; Never luk for a Gud Skin,<br />
it\'ll wrinkle one day; But luk for a loyal heart, that\'ll miss u every day</p>
<p>Knowing a person like u, has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have<br />
to let u go... I would find a million reasons to make u stay. I miss you.</p>
<p>S_nrise<br />
B_terfly<br />
pict_re<br />
L_nch<br />
b_s stnd<br />
fig_re<br />
m_sic<br />
all r very boring witho_t yo_.<br />
I think i miss u.....<br />
---<br />
Full Name: hamad prince<br />
Mobile: +92 ( 0 ) 346 6027825</p>
<p> 9 lessons in life:<br />
learn to care<br />
learn to smile<br />
learn to cry<br />
learn to give<br />
learn to forgive<br />
learn to share<br />
learn to trust<br />
learn to love<br />
n learn to say<br />
u miss me<br />
---<br />
Full Name: hamad prince<br />
Mobile: 0346 6027825</p>
<p> I MISS...U...V...MUCH...missing u is only da half story hopeda other half is U MISS me too.....<br />
---<br />
Full Name: hamad prince<br />
Mobile: 0346 6027825</p>
<p> . Delete Message?<br />
No,<br />
no Wait!<br />
B'coz.........<br />
I wana say somethng thats only 4 you</p>
<p>( )" " "( ) ( )""*( )<br />
("( 'o' ) ( 'o' )")</p>
<p>" I MISS YOU"<br />
. Every time I say 'how are you<br />
---<br />
Full Name: hamad prince<br />
Mobile: 0346 6027825</p>
<p>jA mere SMS JA MERE SWEET DOST K PAS JA ....<br />
DHEERE SE JANA ...<br />
SHOR MAT MACHANA ..<br />
BZY HO TO..<br />
KUCH MAT KEHNA FREE HOGA TOW....<br />
PYAR SE MISS U KEHNA....<br />
---<br />
Full Name: hamad prince<br />
Mobile: 0346 6027825</p>
<p> . Good Time<br />
Bad Time<br />
Day Time<br />
Work Time<br />
Off Time<br />
Night Time<br />
Happy Time<br />
Sad Time<br />
Sleep Time<br />
In the Mean Time<br />
I Miss U All The Time<br />
---<br />
Full Name: hamad prince<br />
Mobile: 0346 6027825</p>
<p> . Press down if you miss me<br />
So U Miss Me<br />
Ok You Can Stop<br />
Still Pressing<br />
Well, I miss you too.<br />
---<br />
Full Name: hamad prince<br />
Mobile: 0346 6027825.</p>
<p>I miss you utna (Urdu English Mix)<br />
You miss me jitna<br />
I miss u tabse<br />
You miss me jabse<br />
I miss u tabtak<br />
You miss me jabtak<br />
You miss me jaane kabtak But i miss u marte dum tak.<br />
---<br />
Full Name: santa<br />
Mobile: 9819505507</p>
<p>Good morning,<br />
i mean<br />
Good Evening<br />
Sorry,<br />
Good Night,<br />
mmm......<br />
I think......?<br />
time is not important...<br />
I just want to say .....<br />
"""I MISS YOU VERY VERY MUChH"""<br />
---<br />
Full Name: niazi</p>
<p>If you wanna know how much i miss you, try to catch the raindrops, the ones you catch is how much you miss me, and the ones you miss is how much I MISS YOU... N.B I LOVE YOU TOO.<br />
---<br />
Full Name: Danny<br />
Mobile: 0784776230</p>
<p>If u wanna know how much I miss u,<br />
try to catch rain drops,<br />
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,<br />
and the ones u miss is how much I miss<br />
---<br />
Full Name: SATISH MISTRY<br />
Mobile: +919998179171</p>
<p>In The Flower My Rose Is You,</p>
<p>In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,</p>
<p>In The Sky My Moon Is You,</p>
<p>I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,</p>
<p>That's Why I Always MISS YOU<br />
---<br />
Full Name: Harsh<br />
Mobile: 9891331516</p>
<p>Just Wondering..!</p>
<p>Wud U Smile At Me If I Smile At U..?</p>
<p>Wud U Say Hello If I Greet U..?</p>
<p>Wud U Talk 2 Me If I Talk 2 U..?</p>
<p>Wud U Add "Too" If I Tell U "I Miss U"..?</p>
<p>Dilbara Really I Miss U From The Core<br />
---<br />
Full Name: sam<br />
Mobile: 9825508080</p>
<p>sometimes u misses me</p>
<p>but most of the time i do</p>
<p>some time u sms me !</p>
<p>but most of the time i do!!</p>
<p>sometimes u forget me !!</p>
<p>dts the only thing " I NEVER DO"<br />
---<br />
Full Name: InN0CeNt DeViL<br />
Mobile: 03455087202</p>
<p>memories play a very confusing role.. they make u laugh when u remembered the time u cried together! but make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together!<br />
---<br />
Full Name: Diviiii</p>
<p>I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,</p>
<p>In every blink of my eyes,</p>
<p>In every second of Time and...</p>
<p>In every moment of the Day !<br />
</strong></p>
<p>All Creators n Collectors</p>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>The beautiful word is ALLAH,<br />
The beautiful word is ALLAH,<br />
Most beautiful song is AZAN,<br />
Best exercise is NAMAZ,<br />
World perfect book is QURAN,<br />
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. By UZZAL<br />
Life is Test,Islam is best,<br />
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.<br />
Happy Moments &#8211; PRAISE ALLAH<br />
Happy Moments &#8211; PRAISE ALLAH<br />
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH<br />
Quiet Moments &#8211; WORSHIP ALLAH<br />
Painful Moments &#8211; TRUST ALLAH<br />
Moment By Moment &#8211; THANK ALLAH<br />
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile,<br />
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health &#038; most of all grant u paradise!<br />
The Shortest Distance between a Problem a<br />
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it&#8217;s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta&#8217;ala) can Stand Up to Anything.<br />
Verily, Allah does not look towards your<br />
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)<br />
Allahs blessings are a treasure s<br />
Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!<br />
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!<br />
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!<br />
And whenever you give your word,<br />
And whenever you give your word, say the truth [surah al-Anâ€™am; 6:152]</p>
<p>Verily! Allah commands that you should render<br />
Verily! Allah commands that you should render back the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisaâ€™; 4:58]<br />
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser)<br />
And let not your hand be tied (like a miser) to your neck, nor stretch it forth to its utmost reach (like a spendthrift) [surah al-Israâ€™; 17:29]<br />
And take a provision (with you) for the journey,<br />
And take a provision (with you) for the journey, but the best provision is al-taqwa (piety, righteousness) [surah al-Baqarah; 2:197]<br />
And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty<br />
And whosoever fears Allaah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for him to get out (from every difficulty) [surah al-Talaq; 65:2]<br />
And whosoever puts his trust in Allah,<br />
And whosoever puts his trust in Allah, then He will suffice him [surah al-Talaq; 65:3]<br />
By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness)<br />
By no means shall you attain al-birr (righteousness) until you spend (in Allaahâ€™s cause) of that which you love [surah al â€˜Imran; 3:92]<br />
And give not a thing in order<br />
And give not a thing in order to have more (or consider not your deeds of obedience to Allah as a favour to Allah) [surah al-Muddaththir; 74:6]<br />
â€œPay attention to Allah a<br />
â€œPay attention to Allah and He will pay attention to you.â€<br />
â€œMake sure your food is good (<br />
â€œMake sure your food is good (halal and bought with halal earnings), and you will be one whose prayers are answered.â€<br />
â€œBe content with what Allah<br />
â€œBe content with what Allah has given you, and you will be the richest of people.â€<br />
â€œThe thing that weighs most heavily<br />
â€œThe thing that weighs most heavily in the balance (of good deeds) is a good attitude.â€</p>
<p>â€œThe most beloved of deeds to Allah<br />
â€œThe most beloved of deeds to Allah is the one that is continuous, even if it is little.â€<br />
â€œThe most beloved of food to Allah<br />
â€œThe most beloved of food to Allah is that which is touched by many hands (i.e., shared among many people).â€<br />
The most beloved of speech to<br />
â€œThe most beloved of speech to Allah is that a person should say, â€˜Subhaan Allah wa bi hamdih (Glory and praise be to Allah)â€™.â€<br />
If one with whose religion and character<br />
â€œIf one with whose religion and character you are pleased comes to you (to seek your daughterâ€™s hand in marriage), then marry (your daughter) to him.â€<br />
If Allah sends you some provision<br />
â€œIf Allah sends you some provision without you looking forward to it or asking others for it, then take it.â€<br />
If you ask Allah for anything,<br />
â€œIf you ask Allah for anything, then ask Him for al-Firdaws (the highest level of Paradise).â€<br />
If your good deeds please you and your bad deed<br />
â€œIf your good deeds please you and your bad deeds upset you, then you are a muâ€™min (believer).â€<br />
If you hear the call to prayer,<br />
â€œIf you hear the call to prayer, then respond to the one who is calling you to Allah.â€<br />
If you hear the call to prayer,<br />
â€œIf you hear the call to prayer, then say something like the muadhhin says.â€<br />
If a man becomes angry and says<br />
â€œIf a man becomes angry and says â€˜Aâ€™udhu Billah (I seek refuge with Allah),â€™ his anger will cease.â€<br />
If a man says â€˜Ya seedi (sir)â€™ to a munaafiq<br />
â€œIf a man says â€˜Ya seedi (sir)â€™ to a munaafiq (hypocrite), he earns the wrath of his Lord.â€<br />
God did not promise days without<br />
God did not promise days without pain,Laughter without sorrow; sun without rain.But He did promise strength 4 the day, Comfort 4 the tears; and light 4 our way.By UZZAL<br />
Morning Prayer: I&#8217;ll walk this day in faith dear Lord,<br />
Morning Prayer: I&#8217;ll walk this day in faith dear Lord,<br />
No foe, no storm i&#8217;ll fear, but trusting in your precious word, I am safe for You are near.By UZZAL<br />
Never a weakness that He can&#8217;t fill,<br />
Never a weakness that He can&#8217;t fill,<br />
Never a sickness that He can&#8217;t heal,<br />
Never a sorrow that He dsn&#8217;t share,<br />
Moment by moment- you are under GOD&#8217;s care.By UZZAL<br />
God said don&#8217;t look around because you&#8217;ll be impressed,<br />
God said don&#8217;t look around because you&#8217;ll be impressed,<br />
Don&#8217;t look down you&#8217;ll be depressed,<br />
Just look to me all the time and you&#8217;ll be blessedBy UZZAL<br />
What&#8217;s the fastest thing on earth?<br />
What&#8217;s the fastest thing on earth?<br />
Bullet?<br />
Nah. Sound?<br />
Not quite. Light? Almost.<br />
Answer: Prayer&#8230;<br />
Because it reaches Heaven even before you can say it. Have a nice day.By UZZAL<br />
God can reach each falling tears.<br />
God can reach each falling tears.<br />
He sees the heart that needs a cheer.<br />
He knows the path that&#8217;s hard and dear&#8230;<br />
Don&#8217;t ever give up coz He is near.By UZZAL<br />
Prayer is an open line to Heaven.<br />
Prayer is an open line to Heaven.<br />
No cards to use, no low battery  problem, no error,<br />
No charging, always good signal and all messages sent.<br />
Make prayer a habit like Texting.By UZZAL<br />
GOD is always playing CHESS with each one of us. He makes Moves in our LIFE &#038; then sits back to see how we react to the CHALLENGES &#8230; So make the best move before CHECKMATE&#8230;.abr</p>
<p>Birth of a child is a sign that Allah still loves human beings Ali Shah</p>
<p>START WITH THE NAME OF ALLAH THE MOST MERCIFUL AND KINDEST ONE. I TESTIFY THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT ALLAH AND I ALSO TESTIFY THAT MOHAMMAD  IS  THE (LAST) MESSENGER OF ALLAH.M.Zahid Khan     </p>
<p>NEVER SAY HI INSTEAD SAY ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM   NEVER SAY BYE INSTEAD SAY ALLAH HAFIZ.    DO NOT IGNORE UR REALITY U R MUSLIM M.Zahid Khan</p>
<p> A&#8230;Allah se daro&#8230; B&#8230;Bismillah se shuro karo&#8230;<br />
C&#8230;Chor ko saza do&#8230; D&#8230;Deen seekho&#8230;<br />
E&#8230;Eilum hasil karo&#8230; F&#8230;Farz ada karo&#8230;<br />
G&#8230;Gussa mat karo&#8230; H&#8230;Haj ada karo&#8230;<br />
I&#8230;Ibadat karo&#8230; J&#8230;Jannat millegi&#8230;<br />
K&#8230;.Kalma pado&#8230; L&#8230;Laa ilaha illalha&#8230;<br />
M&#8230;Muhammad ur rasool allah&#8230; N&#8230;Namaz pado&#8230;<br />
O&#8230;Omar ka lihaz karo&#8230; P&#8230;Parda karo&#8230;<br />
Q&#8230;Quran pado&#8230; R&#8230;Roza rakho&#8230; S&#8230;Shukriya ada karo&#8230;<br />
T&#8230;Tauba karo&#8230; U&#8230;Ummeed rakho&#8230; V&#8230;Vazoo karo&#8230;<br />
W&#8230;Waqt ka lihaz karo&#8230; X&#8230;Xtra nafil pado&#8230;<br />
Y&#8230;Yakeen karo Allah per&#8230; Z&#8230;Zikr Allah ka karo&#8230;Killer</p>
<p>Show mercy towards those who<br />
â€œShow mercy towards those who are on earth so that the One Who is in heaven will show mercy to you.â€<br />
The worst thief among people<br />
â€œThe worst thief among people is the one who steals from his prayer, by not doing rukooâ€™ and sujood properly.â€<br />
The most grateful of people to Allaah<br />
â€œThe most grateful of people to Allaah are those who are most grateful to other people.â€<br />
Repeat often â€˜La hawla wa laa quwwata<br />
â€œRepeat often â€˜La hawla wa laa quwwata illa billah (there is no power or strength except with Allah)â€™, for it is from the treasure of Paradise.â€<br />
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.<br />
If GOD answers ur PRAYERS, HE is increasing ur FAITH.If HE delays, HE is increasing ur PATIENCE.If HE dont answers, HE knows tht YOU CAN HANDLE IT PERFECTLY.By UZZAL<br />
Lets establish among ourselves<br />
Lets establish among ourselves and obey by heart the laws of Allah to lead a disciplined life and lets pray for the prosperity of the whole world. By Saima Saeed<br />
When earthly help s no avail,<br />
When earthly help s no avail,<br />
There s 1 friend who will never fail.<br />
Just lift your eyes, The answer is there,<br />
For nobody knows the power of prayer.<br />
*Have a worry free day*By UZZAL<br />
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,<br />
Search 4 truth and you shall find beauty,<br />
Search 4 beauty and you shall find love,<br />
Search for love and you shall find God,<br />
Search fo r God and you shall have them all!By UZZAL<br />
Falling in love with the Lord is<br />
Falling in love with the Lord is the greatest romance;<br />
searching HIM, is the greatest adventure;Finding HIM, the greatest achievement; and being with HIM&#8230; The greatest source of happiness.By UZZAL<br />
In God&#8217;s eyes, Love is never absent.<br />
In God&#8217;s eyes, Love is never absent.<br />
In Gods heart forgiveness is never impossible.<br />
In Gods embrace, no one is ever alone or forgotten. God Bless!By UZZAL<br />
Prayer is a free out going call to God<br />
prayer is a free outgoing call to God, no net work or bettery problems, always good signals and all sms sent,..Make prayer a habit and remember me in ur prayers By Arroon<span id="more-48"></span><br />
Don&#8217;t Tell Allah, How Big Ur Problem Is.<br />
Don&#8217;t Tell Allah, How Big Ur Problem Is. Tell Ur Problems, How Big Ur Allah Is.By Kinza<br />
Then praising Allah glorify<br />
Then praising Allah glorify Him and beg His forgiveness. Undoubtedly, He is Most Relenting.By Taswar<br />
Allah has set a seal on their hearts<br />
Allah has set a seal on their hearts and on their ears, and over their eyes there is a dark covering, and for them is great torment.(surah-ul-baqira).By Taswar<br />
Allah destroys interest and increases<br />
Allah destroys interest and increases charity and Allah loves not any ungrateful big sinner.(surah-al-baqira).By Taswar<br />
When things go wrong<br />
When things go wrong, don&#8217;t go blue, just pray &#038;say &#8220;I will get through&#8221; always remember God Loves U!By devchonka<br />
Patience with others is Love<br />
Patience with others is Love,<br />
Patience with self is Hope,<br />
Patience with God is Faith. By Ikram Marwat<br />
My religion( Islam) consists<br />
My religion( Islam) consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God.By Ikram Marwat<br />
Philosophy is questions<br />
Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion (Islam) is answers that may never be questioned.By Ikram Marwat<br />
Tute huye dilon ka sahara h<br />
Tute huye dilon ka sahara hussain hain,duben na jo falak par woh sitara hussain hain  By Subs<br />
&#8220;Gift&#8221; of &#8220;SALAM&#8221;-wrapped<br />
&#8220;Gift&#8221; of &#8220;SALAM&#8221;-wrapped with &#8220;AFFECTION&#8221; tied with &#8220;CARE&#8221; &#038; sealed with &#8220;DUA&#8221; 2 keep u safe &#038; happy today &#038; always.By shehran ayub<br />
Enjoy ur Life by  Obeying<br />
Enjoy ur Life by  Obeying ALLAH&#8217;s ORDERS &#038; FOLLOWING The METHODS OF MUHAMMAD {PBUH}asghar walana</p>
<p>in times of Difficulties dont ever say&#8221;Hey god i hav a big problem&#8221;&#8230;.instead say &#8220;Hey Problem! i hav a BIG GOD &#8220;and everyhing will just be fine&#8221;&#8230;.parul</p>
<p> Those who joyfully leave everything in GOD&#8217;s hand will see God&#8217;s hand in everthing.Worry ends where faith begins&#8230;&#8230;GOD BLESS YOU tejpriya</p>
<p>To live in a world<br />
      Full of love and peace<br />
      I am a Muslim<br />
      And Allah I praise<br />
      For all His blessings<br />
      Myvoice I raise&#8230;&#8230;MooN</p>
<p>PORI KAANAT MAIN..<br />
NA KOE BASHER MUHAMMAD JESA.<br />
NA KOE KELAM QURAN JESA.<br />
NA KOE SACHA ABU-BAKKER SIDDIQUE JESA.<br />
NA KOE AADAL UMAR FAROOQ JESA.<br />
NA KOE SEKHI USMAN GANI JESA.<br />
NA KOE BAHADER ALI SHAIR JESA.<br />
NA KOE SHAHEED HUSSAIN JESA.BUKHARI</p>
<p>Jghar of Prophet Mohammad(PBUH), Mother of Hussnain , Hazarat Fatima (A.S) ka youme waladit tamam muslims ko mubarak ho. kazim</p>
<p>Aap per Allah ki Rehmat ho, karam ho aur her Dua kabbol ho, Jo chaho aj ki shub woh aap ko mil jaey, Shube Miraj Mubarik Ho. From Lubna</p>
<p>Puri Kainaat Main&#8230;.<br />
Na koi Insaan MUHAMMAD jesa<br />
Na koi Mazhab ISLAM jesa<br />
Na koi kalam QURAAN jesa<br />
Na koi sacha ABU-BAKAR-SADIQ jesa<br />
Na koi Adil UMAR-FAROOQ jesa<br />
Na koi saaahi USMAN GHANI jesa<br />
Na koi Buhadar ALI SHAIER-E-KHUDA jesa<br />
Na koi shahid HASSAN-HUSSAIN jesa Osman Haider (0301-4876609)</p>
<p>Pray to Allah Almighty,<br />
And show some faith n dignity,<br />
Quran be at your side,<br />
Islam giving you a pride,<br />
Sunnah be a light for you,<br />
That will glow and let you do,<br />
All the acts to make you feel,<br />
Nothing but this land is real. sai</p>
<p>when ever ur in trouble. don&#8217;t look arround just say this slowly, Allah i love u and i need u, come into my heart now and show me the right direction. nadeem+923006708199</p>
<p>A&#8230;Allah se daro&#8230; B&#8230;Bismillah se shuro karo&#8230; C&#8230;Chor ko saza do&#8230; D&#8230;Deen seekho&#8230; E&#8230;Eilum hasil karo&#8230; F&#8230;Farz ada karo&#8230; G&#8230;Gussa mat karo&#8230; H&#8230;Haj ada karo&#8230; I&#8230;Ibadat karo&#8230; J&#8230;Jannat millegi&#8230; K&#8230;.Kalma pado&#8230; L&#8230;Laa ilaha illalha&#8230; M&#8230;Muhammad ur rasool allah&#8230; N&#8230;Namaz pado&#8230; O&#8230;Omar ka lihaz karo&#8230; P&#8230;Parda karo&#8230; Q&#8230;Quran pado&#8230; R&#8230;Roza rakho&#8230; S&#8230;Shukriya ada karo&#8230; T&#8230;Tauba karo&#8230; U&#8230;Ummeed rakho&#8230; V&#8230;Vazoo karo&#8230; W&#8230;Waqt ka lihaz karo&#8230; X&#8230;Xtra nafil pado&#8230; Y&#8230;Yakeen karo Allah per&#8230; Z&#8230;Zikr Allah ka karo&#8230;PLEASE SEND IT TO ALL UR FRIENDs MAY ALLAH BLESS U sonia,   03338007007</p>
<p>Allah humma salli ala Mohammadiun wa ala aali Mohammadin kama salaita ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameedummajeed. Allah hummabarik ala Mohammadiun wa ala aali Mohammadin kama barakta ala Ibraheema wa ala aali Ibraheema inna ka hameedummajeed.sonia,   03338007007</p>
<p>ae allah main tujh see mangta/mangti kamil eeman or sacha yaqeen or kushada rizk or aajzi karnewala dil or tera zikar karnewali zaban or halal rozi or sachai dil ki toba  ormot sai pehlai ki  toba or mot kai waqat ka araam or marnai kai baad maghfirat or rehmat or hisab k waqat maafi or janat ka hasool or dozakh sia nijaat. mainye sab kuch maangta hoon teri rehmat kai waseeley sai ae bari maghfirat walay (ameen)tanzeel ur rahman</p>
<p>Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)eshan</p>
<p>NAMAZ<br />
DIL KA SAKOON<br />
HAR BIMARI  MEIN BHI SAKOON<br />
HAR MUSKIL  KA ELAJ<br />
HAR   MUSKIL WAKT MEIN SATH  DEY   BURIYON SEY DOOR  RAKEY<br />
  4ALL<br />
MUSLIMS From Amra 4 RABI.SHAZADI.LUBNA</p>
<p>Rehmaton ki aye hai raat,namazon ka rekhna sath,manwalena RAB se har bat,hui ju hum se khatayen kar dena humein maaf,duaon mein rakhna humein yaad, mubarik ho shubeBarat adnan</p>
<p>Khazany ki jo zeenat ho usy ALMAAS kahty hain,<br />
Tamana paani ki hoti hy to PAYAAS kahty hain,<br />
Jahan peety hain sab paani usy kahty hain sab darya,<br />
Jo darya ko pilata ho usy ABBAS kahty hain.zafar kk  0333-2209942</p>
<p>RAMADAN<br />
 ALLAH  KEY99 NAAM<br />
HIBADAT   KA  SATH<br />
ALLAH  KA KALAM<br />
BHOK PYAS KA  ESAS<br />
  EMAN HI  EMAN<br />
HAPPY  RAMADAN<br />
FROM AMRA</p>
<p>what is ramadan?<br />
what is sehri,roza,iftari,taravi,zakat&#8230;..<br />
have u ever thought how our prophet fulfilled all these activities? do v follow him? shabib bardi</p>
<p>Send Him(PBH) The  Gift  Of Darood As Allah Taught<br />
Allah Will Bless Us, Our Worries We Will Forgot.Osman (+923454566641)</p>
<p> O&#8217;People On  Earth Can You Guess God&#8217;s Love<br />
God Called  No One  Else  In Heavens Above.(PBUH)Osman (+923454566641)</p>
<p>Mein Kis Say Tashbeh Doon, Kis Say Moazna Karoun?<br />
Khuda Nay Jab Keh Diya Teray Baad Koi Nabi Nahee!Osman (+923454566641)</p>
<p>Numerous People May Claim To Love<br />
Holy Prophet (pbuh) Proved How To Love.Osman (+923454566641)</p>
<p> Zamanay Mein Wafa Sha&#8217;aaron Ki Kami Nahee<br />
Koi Merey Sarkaar Sa Sadiq-O-Ameen Nahee(PBUH).Osman (+923454566641)</p>
<p>Rook Naa Jana Khoof Say Beech Rah Mein<br />
Khuda Ki Baargah Mein Gir Kar Ro Lenaa<br />
Khud Ko Girnay Na Dena Apni Nigah Mein<br />
Farishton Ko Kahan Hasil Toba Ki Lazat<br />
Khata Karnaa Hay Fitrat-E-Insaan Mein<br />
Khushiyan Muqadar Say Milti Hein Yahaan<br />
Gham Miltay Nahi Baysabab Is Jahan Mein<br />
Khudsaakhtaa Ohaam Say Rakhnaa Mun Ko Khali<br />
Khudaa Miltaa Nahi Behs-O-Taqraar Mein<br />
Duniya Ki Mehfil Mein Yaad Rakhnaa Nayaab<br />
K Tanhai Rehnaa Hay Qaber K Makan Mein.Osman (+923454566641)</p>
<p>La ILla Ha Muhammad Ur Rasool Allah </p>
<p> Wishing you all the very best.By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere.***RAMZAN MUBARAK*** Amna</p>
<p>rozey30<br />
quran key parey 30<br />
babarkat mahina sal mein ek bar<br />
ap key liye dua<br />
har naamaz key bad<br />
happy ramadan<br />
4all from amra</p>
<p>*****golden words*****<br />
**sub say acha wo wqt hai jo namaz main guzry**<br />
**insano ki by garz khidmat karna insaniyat ki meraj hai**<br />
**jo shuks ALLAH say darta hai wo kabhi badla nahi lyta**<br />
**insan apni toheen maf karsakta hai bhool nahi sakta**<br />
**sucha insan dunya main hamyesha kamyab rehta hai**<br />
**har hal main khush rehna zinda dili ki elamat hai**<br />
**bura na hona bhi naiki hai**<br />
**jis say muhabat ki jaye us say muqabla nahi kiya jata **<br />
**kabhi na girna koi kamal nahi balk gir kar sunbhal jana kamal hai**<br />
**ALLAH hamyesha subar karny walo k satha hota hai**<br />
**kisi ko pa lyena mhabat nahi balk kisi k dil main apny liye jagha bna lyna muhabat hai**<br />
**soch amal ki rooh hai**<br />
**jab dil totta hai to kisi ko pta nahi chalta kuk dil k tottny ki awaz nahi hoti**<br />
**jo muhabat ko thukraye wo is bewaqoof ki mannend hai jis ny ghar aii dolat ko thukraya**<br />
**kisi ka dil mut dukhaoo kuk tumhary seeny main bhi dil hai**<br />
**hamyesha such bolo kuk such main rahat hai**<br />
**humari muskrahat ka taluq kismat say hai jab kismat muskrati hai to hum muskraty hai**<br />
**agr app kisi ko acha kam nahi sikha sakty to bura kam bhi na sikhaoo**sanam shaikh</p>
<p>*Ramzan*<br />
Woh sahri ki thandak<br />
woh aftar ki ronak<br />
Woh aasman ka noor<br />
woh taroon ki chamak<br />
Woh Masjidoon ka sawarna<br />
woh meenaroon ka chamakna<br />
Woh muslmanoon ki dhoom<br />
Woh firishtoon ka jhoom<br />
Isi ka name to Ramzan hy<br />
kk-03452285543</p>
<p>The holy month of Ramadan,<br />
For all Muslims has begun.<br />
Praising Allah through the day,<br />
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.<br />
We pay zakah (charity) for those in need,<br />
Trying hard to do good deeds.Osman (0301-4876609 ~03454566641)</p>
<p>The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it&#8217;s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta&#8217;ala) can Stand Up to Anything<br />
saqib</p>
<p> Surah 29/2 Ayat: Do men think that they will be left alone on saying,&#8221;We believe&#8221;, and that they will not be tested? Dr M Kashif Iqbal</p>
<p>HADEES,&#8221;ALLAH KI AZMAT DIL ME BITHAO WO TUMHE BAKSH DAIN GE&#8221;..Musanad Ahmad Adeel Ahmad</p>
<p>Madina mein ek shakhs ne khuwab mein dekha ke PROPHET(MPBUH)ne farmaya &#8221; meri ummat se kaho ke quran e pak ki tilawat karo, namaz parha karo. aur mera yeh peghaam har jaga pohncha do&#8221; Allah will bless you!!so&#8217;hai </p>
<p>Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts mammo 0334-3540732</p>
<p>Allah Aap ko Hazrat Ali ki Himmat, Hazrat Umar ki Taqat, hazrat Usman ki Doulat, Hazrat Abubaker ki Sadaqat,  Hazrat Sulaiman ki Saltanat, Hazrat Yusuf ki Khubsurti, Hazrat bilala ki Awaaz, Aur Hazrat Mohammad(Saw) ki Chahat Naseeb Farmaye &#8230; Ameen Nabil</p>
<p>Alhamduillah,the mubarak month of ramazaaan is here&#8230;, i wud like 2 ask 4givness 4rm evry1, please remember me, my family n da whole ummah in your esteemed duas, may Allah make this a means of barakah n hidayah 4 us all,may HE accept our ibadah n use us 4 da gud of deenul islam, ameen ()<br />
ramazaan mubarak ummathi_islam</p>
<p>7rules to b happy,<br />
1) Never hate<br />
2) Don&#8217;t worry<br />
3) Live simple<br />
4) Expect a little<br />
5) Give a lot<br />
6) Always smile ()<br />
7) And keep in touch with ALLAH.. (Burhan)</p>
<p>A good word is like a good tree whose root is firmly fixed and whose top is in the sky- Quran  Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641</p>
<p> Friend I have a special Iftar 4u<br />
A Glass of Care<br />
A Plate of Love<br />
A Spoon of Peace<br />
A Fork of Trust<br />
And a Bowl of Prayers<br />
Enjoy Your Iftar kashifhekashif</p>
<p>. God said: Don&#8217;t look around coz u&#8217;ll be Impressed. Don&#8217;t look down coz u&#8217;ll be Depressed. Just look up to me all the time &#038; u&#8217;ll be Blessed zuhaib       03217566867</p>
<p> &#8220;God&#8217;s spirit is like a redio station, broadcasting all the time.. You just have to learn how to tune in and receive his signals..&#8221; Darshan</p>
<p> Holy Prophet S.A.W. ne irshad farmaya k qyamat k din har ankh roye gi siwae us ankh k jis ne kisi haram chez pr nazar nahin dali Moon</p>
<p>The word &#8220;SubhanAllah&#8221; is the right way to describe the Glory of Allah.(03338162003  03456592721) Hassan </p>
<p>Full Name: usman<br />
1: NAMAZ QAYAM KAROO AUR ALLAH SE DAROO.<br />
2:LOGON SE ACHHA BOLO AUR NAMAZ QAYAM KAROO.<br />
3:JO LOG NAMAZ KI HIFAZAT KERNE WALE HAIN WOHI JANNET PE IZAT PAYEIN GE.<br />
4:ALLAH KE BANDO KO TIJARAT AUR KHARIDOFROKHT ALLAH KE ZIKER AUR NAMAZ SE KHAFIL NAHI KERTI.<br />
5:BESHAK NAMAZ BEHAYAYE AUR BURI BATOON SE ROOKTI HAI.<br />
6:APNE GHAR WALON KO NAMAZ KA HUKAM KER AUR KHUD BHI HAMESHA PARHOO.<br />
7:NAMAZ QAYAM KAROO AUR ZAKAT DOO AUR RAKOO KAROO RAKOO KERNE WALON KE SAATH.<br />
8:JO LOG NAMAZ QAYAM KERTE HAIN YEHI HAIN SUCHE LOG.<br />
9:JO LOG AKHIRAT PER IMAAN REKHTE HAIN YEHI HAIN WO JO APNI NAMAZ KI HIFAZAT KERTE HAIN.<br />
10:BESHAK NIJAT PAYEIN GE WO MOMIN JO APNI NAMAZ ME DIL LAGANE WALE HAIN.<br />
11:JO NAMAZ PERTE HAIN AUR ZAKAT DETE HAIN WO TUMHARE DINI BHAYE HAIN.<br />
12:BESHAK JO TALAWAT KERTE HAIN ALLAH KI KAITAB KI AUR NAMAZ QAYAM KERTE HAIN AUR KHARCH<br />
KERTE HAIN IS MAAL SE JO HAM NE IN KO DIYA HAI RAZDARI SE AUR ALNIA WO AISI TIJARAT KE UMEEDWAR<br />
HAIN JO HERGIZ NUKSAAN WALI NAHI.<br />
13:BESHAK INSAAN BARA LALCHI PEIDA HOWA HAI JAB ISE TAKLEEF PUHNCHE TO GHABRA JANE WALA AUR<br />
JAB ISE DOLAT MILE DARJANAJEEL SAWAYE ON KE JO APNI NAMAZ PER PABANDI KERTE HAIN.<br />
14:APNE RAAB KE LIYE NAMZ PER AUR QURBANI KER.<br />
15:HILAKAT HAI ON NAMAZIYON KE LIYE JO APNI NAMAZ PERNE MEIN KOTAHI KERTE HAIN.<br />
.<br />
Full Name: sonu<br />
Fikr-e-namaz rakho balance ki tarhan,<br />
Azaan sun kar utho ringtoon ki tarhan,<br />
Quran sharif parho sms ki tarhan,<br />
Dunya mein busy mat ho network ki tarhan. from: Sonu +923204186155</p>
<p>Full Name: Sonu<br />
Yeh choti si ibadat bara sila degi,<br />
Ghulaab ki tarhan aap ka chera khila degi,<br />
Mat chorna kabhi Allah ki yaad ko,<br />
Namaz khud aap ko Allah se mila degi.From: Sonu +923204186155</p>
<p> Make sure your food is good (halal and bought with halal earnings), and you will be one whose prayers are answered.<br />
Full Name: Ã–Â§mÃ¤Ã±<br />
E-mail Address: +92 (0) 3454 566641</p>
<p>Full Name: JAM ARIF 03216862834<br />
plz there is 1 request 4 all muslims dont neglect.<br />
u r not supposed 2say &#8220;mosque&#8221;instead say &#8220;masjid&#8221;islam organisation has found that meaning of mosque means &#8220;mosquitos&#8221; and plz dont write &#8220;mecca&#8221;it means &#8220;house of wines&#8221;<br />
so plz write it correctly as &#8220;makkah&#8221; and dont write tha name of our prophet(saw)or ur name in short form as &#8220;mohd&#8221; it means &#8220;the dog with big mouth&#8221; so write it completly as &#8220;MUHAMMAD&#8221;.plz tell it 2 all muslims in ur contact.</p>
<p>Full Name: JAM ARIF 03216862834<br />
jism ki tandrusti &#8220;NAMAZ&#8221;mein ha.<br />
dil ki taquat TILAWAT-E-QURAN mein ha,<br />
dimagh ki quwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI mein ha.<br />
rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHARIF mein ha.</p>
<p>Through PRAYERS,<br />
God hears more than u say,<br />
He answers more than u ask,<br />
HE gives more than u desire&#8230;<br />
All HE needs is ur time.moezamah</p>
<p>THE VALUE OF A WOMEN IN ISLAM: Be careful if u mak a woman cry, Becoz Allah counts her tears -*- A woman wz creatd frm a mans rib(Adam). Not frm his feet 2b walkd on, not frm his head 2b superior over,but frm his side 2b equal. Under the arm to be protected, and next to the heart 2b loved. Gul</p>
<p>Wo ghar jis main ALLAH ka nam lia jata hai,<br />
Or wo ghar jis main ALLAH ka nam nahi lia jata,<br />
In dono ki Misal &#8220;ZINDA&#8221; aur &#8220;MURDA&#8221; ki si hai.(Hadith) Ã–Â§mÃ¤Ã± +92 (0) 3454 566641</p>
<p>&#8220;O children of Adam, you shall be clean and dress nicely when you go to the masjid. And eat and drink<br />
moderately; Surely, He does not love the gluttons.&#8221; [7:31]<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: Ã–Â§mÃ¤Ã±<br />
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641</p>
<p>&#8220;You shall not accept any information, unless you verify it for yourself. I have given you the hearing, the<br />
eyesight, and the brain, and you are responsible for using them.&#8221; [17:36]<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: Ã–Â§mÃ¤Ã± HÃ¤Ã¯dÃ«Â®<br />
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641</p>
<p>&#8220;After them, He substituted generations who lost the Contact Prayers (Salat), and pursued their lusts. They<br />
will suffer the consequences.&#8221; [19:59]<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: Ã–Â§mÃ¤Ã± HÃ¤Ã¯dÃ«Â®<br />
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641</p>
<p> pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki<br />
patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo,jism se nikle to<br />
pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to<br />
&#8220;AAB E KAUSAR&#8221;<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: zulfi<br />
Mobile: 03339859329</p>
<p>Ahy emaan valo dosry emaan valoo mian aib na dondtay raho,beshak ye bat ALLAHA ko na passend hai.Aur<br />
igher tum asa kero ghy too jaan lo ALLAH tumary aib dondy gha,aur igher ALLAH tumary aib dondy<br />
gha,too tum ko tumary gher main he rusva kery gha,beshak ALLAH ghaleb hekmet vala hia.(Quran)<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: zaheer (Gujrat)<br />
Mobile: 03456887875</p>
<p> Sub se boora dost wo hai jis k leye takellf kerny pery.(Hadees)<br />
Full Name: zaheer (Gujrat)<br />
Mobile: 03456887875</p>
<p> Aadmi ko jab is ka Rab azmahy k dolet aur nehmatey dy jab to kehta hai mery Rab ney mugy hezzet dy,aur<br />
igher azmahy aur is ka rezak is per tang kery too kehta hai, mery RAB ney mugy havar kiya.uo nahi belke tum<br />
yateem ki hazzet nahi kerty,aur maskeen ko ghana nahi ghalaty,aur maal ki nahayet mohabet kerty<br />
ho.(Quran)<br />
Full Name: zaheer (Gujrat)<br />
Mobile: 03456887875</p>
<p> A&#8230;Allah se daro&#8230; B&#8230;Bismillah se shuro karo&#8230; C&#8230;Chor ko saza do&#8230; D&#8230;Deen seekho&#8230; E&#8230;Eilum hasil<br />
karo&#8230; F&#8230;Farz ada karo&#8230; G&#8230;Gussa mat karo&#8230; H&#8230;Haj ada karo&#8230; I&#8230;Ibadat karo&#8230; J&#8230;Jannat millegi&#8230;<br />
K&#8230;.Kalma pado&#8230; L&#8230;Laa ilaha illalha&#8230; M&#8230;Muhammad ur rasool Allah&#8230; N&#8230;Namaz pado&#8230; O&#8230;Omar ka lihaz<br />
karo&#8230; P&#8230;Parda karo&#8230; Q&#8230;Quran pado&#8230; R&#8230;Roza rakho&#8230; S&#8230;Shukar ada karo&#8230; T&#8230;Tauba karo&#8230;<br />
U&#8230;Ummeed rakho&#8230; V&#8230;Vazoo karo&#8230; W&#8230;Waqt ka lihaz karo&#8230; X&#8230;Xtra nafil pado&#8230; Y&#8230;Yakeen karo Allah<br />
per&#8230; Z&#8230;Zikr Allah ka karo&#8230;PLEASE SEND IT TO ALL UR FRIENDs MAY ALLAH BLESS U<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: !!!&#8230;&#8230;..AQS&#8230;..!!!<br />
Mobile: 03343294524</p>
<p>NAMAZ kia hai?<br />
N=Nekio mai izafa,<br />
A=Akharat mai nijat,<br />
M=MOHAMMAD(S.A.W)ki sunnat,<br />
A=Allah ki raza,<br />
Z=Zaria Qurbat-e-Illahi,<br />
NAMAZ na Choro,Dua 4 me..!<br />
Full Name: noor /swat<br />
Mobile: 03013040220</p>
<p> jism ki tandrusti &#8220;NAMAZ&#8221;mein ha.<br />
dil ki taquat TILAWAT-E-QURAN mein ha,<br />
dimagh ki quwat ZIKER-E-ELAHI mein ha.<br />
rooh ki rahat DUROOD SHARIF mein ha<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: IIIIII<br />
Mobile: O3465300477</p>
<p>10. A Prayer can go where I cannot go. Through Prayers I can be with you without being there. I may be<br />
miles away but my Prayers always be with you.</p>
<p>11. ALLAH answers prayers in three ways:<br />
He says Yes and gives you what you want. He says No and gives you better. He says Wait and gives you the<br />
best in his own time.</p>
<p> If you find that somebody is not grateful for all that you have done for him, then do not get disappointed<br />
because often you will find that someone else feels under your obligation though you have done nothing for<br />
him and thus your good deeds will be compensated, and Allah will reward you for your goodness.<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: raza<br />
Mobile: 3338479146</p>
<p> DAAWAT DO IMAN KI, IBADAT KARO REHMAN KI, KHIDMAT KARO VALDAIN KI, SURAT BANAO MUSALMAN KI,<br />
TILAWAT KARO QURAN KI, MUKHALIFAT KARO SHAITAN KI&#8230;<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: ashraf<br />
Mobile: 919898864610</p>
<p> Ae Allah!<br />
Ae Allah!<br />
Hai yeh dua,<br />
Dil main mere ghar kar le,<br />
tere siwa koi na ho,<br />
Mujh pe aisa karam kar de,<br />
Main hoon khata,<br />
Khata hi khata,<br />
Khali daman bhar de,<br />
Aaj kuch aisa kar de&#8230;<br />
Aamin!<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: Symbian_Engineer<br />
Mobile: 03215110191</p>
<p> Islam ki 5 Buniyade<br />
1. Kalma e Tayyab &#8211; La Illah Illal La Mohhamadur Rasulila<br />
2. Namaz &#8211; 5 waqt ki namaz farz hai<br />
3. Roza &#8211; har muslman par farz hai<br />
4. Jakat &#8211; apne Haisiyat ke mutabik jakat<br />
5. Hajj &#8211; Jiski janeki haisiyat hai<br />
&#8212;<br />
Full Name: Jamir<br />
Mobile: 91-9890052418<br />
Ramazan kay pehla Ashra (10din) &#8220;REHMAT&#8221;, doosra &#8220;MAGHFIRAT&#8221;, teesra DOZAKH SAY &#8220;NIJAT&#8221;, hai.Kami</p>
<p>Meri Teraf A Ker To Dekh<br />
Mutawjah Na Hoon To Kehna<br />
Meari Rah Main Chal K To Dekh<br />
Rahain Na Khool Doo To Kehna<br />
Mujh Sey Sawal Ker K Dekh<br />
Bakhshish Ki Had Na Ker Doon To Kehna.sonia&#8230;..03338007007</p>
<p>Rapture Comes Most Easily Within,<br />
Read the Holy Book as Though Asleep,<br />
Reason Is No Cause for Revelation,<br />
Remember, Too, the Holy Month of Fasting,<br />
Righteousness Remains the Rock of Faith. Osman (0301-4876609 ~03454566641)</strong></p>
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